COUNTDOWN TO T SWIFT!

I decided to write this blog in a larger font to express my excitement for Taylor Swift's newest CD entitled Speak Now.  Speak Now drops in 10 days and 11 hours!  I am eagerly awaiting my trip to Walmart to pick up my very own copy of Taylor's latest CD which includes songs written about her life in the last two years.  
I understand that Taylor Swift is probably not an educational topic and might not be the best choice for this graded blog, but I believe she is worth blogging about and my love of Taylor Swift is worth expressing.  I have come up with a list of reasons why Taylor Swift is the greatest person in the world.
1.  She is beautiful.
Some people think that Taylor Swift looks like a cat.   This really ticks me off when I hear this.  I think people who think Taylor Swift looks like a cat are just jealous and they should shut up. Ok, maybe she does kind of look similar to a cat...THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CAT IN THE WORLD.
2. She dated Taylor Lautner.
If this isn't an accomplishment, I don't know what is.  Let's be honest here... Taylor Lautner is one of the best looking men to ever grace our planet and she probably got to touch his 12 pack in real life.  So jealous.
3. She has won 4 Grammy Awards.
By the way, she is only 20.  One of her four Grammy's is for "Album of the year",  perhaps the most the coveted Grammy EVER.  Sorry Carrie Underwood.
4.  She is honest.
It is a known fact that Taylor Swift has never told a lie IN HER LIFE.
5.  She is bold.
This one time when Taylor Swift was on the Ellen DeGeneres show, she wasn't afraid to let everyone know that Joe Jonas was an [EXPLICATIVE DELETED] when he dumped her. 
6.  She has great hair.
You can't deny that Taylor Swift has the golden locks of an angel.
7.  She is not full of herself.
Even though Taylor Swift totally could be stuck up and full of herself, she isn't.  She doesn't rub it in our faces that she is smart, pretty, talented, rich, and adorable.
8.  She started the fad of sundresses and cowboy boots.
Taylor Swift is fashion.  And she doesn't even have to try. 
9.  She likes sparkly things and she isn't afraid to admit it.
I just think this a great quality to have and I really envy her for it.  If I had occasions to wear shiny things, I would.  And despite the amount of sparkles in her outfit, her natural charm is never out shined. 
10.  Boys have dumped her but she always comes out on top.
Taylor Swift has been dumped by some real jerks (and idiots that didn't even know what they were giving up) in her lifetime.  But Taylor just turns around and writes a song about it.  Then everyone knows how stupid the boy is and how perfect Taylor is. 
11.  She is better than Miley Cyrus.
Taylor Swift isn't a total snob like Miley is.  Miley Cyrus has a stupid accent and no filter.  Taylor carries herself with maturity and class.
12.  She wrote a whole dang song about her parents.
A-freakin-dorable.
13.  If you're sad, you can listen to Taylor Swift and you're immediately happy.
This one time, this boy gave me a piece of gum and looked me in eyes and said "Here's a piece of gum". I thought that meant he loved me, so I approached him and told him I loved him back.  It turns out that he didn't love me.  So I went back to my room, cried, and listened to a Taylor Swift song.  Then everything was better.  True story.

I'm only doing 13 reasons because Taylor Swifts lucky number is 13.
Thank you for you time. 
And thank you, Taylor Swift, for sharing yourself with the world because you are the greatest person ever.